weeee!!!

Weeee!!!

I just bought my very first laptop, last friday night...

From my very first salary...hehe!

Wala lang...

Ciao!

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Weeeee!!!!!

Now lang ako ulit nakapag post ng blog...

May work nako ulit, actually 1 month na ko...

Sa isang medical center, dental assistant...

Pero costumer care yung post ko kasi...basta...

Lapit na sahod ko...ayeee!!!..

Ano kaya unang bibilhin ko?...hmmm....

O sya, hanggang dito na muna...

Ciao!!!

wala lang

Antagal ko nang di nag update ng blog...

Well, till now naghahanap pa din ako ng work...

May nakita ako dati, nagjoin na ako pero umalis ako...

Pano pamatay ang duty, pahirapan pang ma-relieve...

Anyways sana may mahanap na akong work na para sa'kin...

Hehehe!

Till here na muna...

Missing You

Weeee!!!! Hay it's been so long since i posted anything here... I've been missing out too much from my cyber world... Kung bakit naman kasi antique 'tong laptop d2 sa bahay... hahaha!!! Super nag ha-hang.. hehe! Di na tuloy ako makapagpayaman sa Farm Town... Di ko na din nabuksan Resto ko... Pati Vampire at Mafia ko di ko na din napa level-up... Hay.... Anyways, eto na muna now... Ramadan Kareem!!!!

sana maging ok ang lahat..

hello...update lang...

i'll be leaving the country this coming saturday, July 18...

im hoping na sana mging ok ang lahat...

i'll miss the rain again...

i'll miss my room...

i'll miss so many things...

lalo na yung everyday routine ko..hehehe!!!

pero at least magkakachance nko to be productive ulit...

sana mging ok ang lahat....


hehe..so see till next post na lang...

weeeeee!!!!! i love my blog site's new background...hehehe!!!!

wala lang...

Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham is an American ventriloquist and stand-up comedian who has also appeared on numerous television shows, including Star Search, Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents and The Tonight Show. He is familiar to Comedy Central audiences for his three specials on that network: Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, and Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special. His style has been described as "a dressed-down, more digestible version of Don Rickles with multiple personality disorder."

Early life and career

Dunham was born in Dallas, Texas in 1962. He was an only child. He began ventriloquism at age 8. He considers it a learned skill, similar to juggling, that anyone with a normal speaking voice can acquire. Although he graduated from Baylor University in Waco, Texas in 1986, according to Dunham, he never had a "real job."

Dunham appeared in the Broadway show Sugar Babies with Mickey Rooney and Ann Miller in 1985, and at the Westbury Music Fair on Long Island. These early experiences, in which he used characters like José Jalapeño on a Stick, taught him the value of modifying his act regionally, as the jalapeño jokes that worked well in Texas were not as well received by audiences in Long Island.

Dunham made his debut on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in 1990. At the end of his act, he was invited to sit on Johnny Carson’s couch, considered a mark of approval.

Dunham appeared with Walter in a 1996 episode of Ellen, playing a ventriloquist attending a convention in a hotel meeting room that was also booked for the wedding of Ellen's friend. Dunham also appeared with Walter in a TV commercial for Hertz. His other appearances include 60 Minutes II, Fox Sports Net's The Best Damn Sports Show Period, Hollywood Squares, Entertainment Tonight, Good Morning America and the WB's Blue Collar TV.

On July 18, 2003, Dunham's appeared on Comedy Central Presents, his first solo appearance on Comedy Central. During his half hour piece, he showcased an early version of Melvin the Superhero Guy, Peanut, José Jalapeño on a Stick, and Walter. Dunham's first Comedy Central special, Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself, was taped in Santa Ana, California in 2006. His second special Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity was taped at the Warner Theater in Washington, D.C. in 2007. It was available at Redbox stands on September 4, 2007, and was released on DVD on September 18, 2007. Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special was taped at the Pabst Theater in Milwaukee, Wisconsin in 2008, and premiered on Comedy Central on November 16, 2008. It became available on DVD and Blu-Ray on November 18, 2008. The special's premiere was the highest rated telecast in Comedy Central's history.

In addition to these specials, Dunham also released his first music album, Don't Come Home for Christmas, on November 4, 2008.It contains original Christmas songs as well as a parody of "Jingle Bells" by Achmed entitled "Jingle Bombs". All the songs, with the exception of "Jingle Bombs", were written and accompanied by Brian Haner, who has joined Dunham's act as "Guitar Guy". His first onscreen appearance was in Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special.

In March 2009, Dunham signed a multi-platform deal with Comedy Central which includes an order for a television series, a fourth stand-up special to air in 2010, DVDs, a consumer products partnership and a tour sponsored by the network that will cover 60 different cities.

Critical praise and controversy

In January 2008, Dunham was voted by fans the Top Comic in Comedy Central's “Stand-Up Showdown”. He is the only person ever to win the "Ventriloquist of the Year" Award twice, was nominated "Comedian of the Year" by the TNN Music City News Country Awards, and has drawn praise from the Dallas Morning News for his technique and timing.

In 2008 a TV commercial for a ringtone featuring Dunham's character Achmed the Dead Terrorist (see Characters below) was banned by the South African Advertising Standards Authority after a complaint was filed by a citizen stating that the ad was offensive to Muslims, and portrayed all Muslims as terrorists. The ban angered Dunham, who pointed out that "Achmed makes it clear in my act that he is not Muslim." Dunham saw the ban as an infringement on free speech and a double standard, arguing, "I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife", and joked, "I'm considering renaming Achmed, 'Bill.'"

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Dunham

PHOTOS


Jeff with Peanut





Jeff with Achmed





Characters

Walter

Walter is a retired, grumpy old man with arms always crossed in discontent. He has a brash, negative and often sarcastic view on today's world. He is a Vietnam War veteran and a former welder, and "doesn't give a damn" about anyone, especially his own wife and certain audience members. Walter has appeared in all three Comedy Central specials. He's been married for "46 years" (in 2006), and when Dunham asks him if he remembers the happiest moment of his life, Walter responds, "Yeah, it was forty-seven years ago." Dunham created the Walter puppet himself, including both the initial sculpture and the silicon mold, though he eventually began utilizing professional effects companies for the latter stages with his subsequent puppets.









Peanut

Peanut is a purple-skinned "woozle" with white fur covering most of his body, a tuft of green hair on the top of his head, and one red sneaker on his left foot. Dunham explains in Arguing with Myself that Peanut is from a small Micronesian island, and that they met in Florida. Peanut's humor is not based on a particular motif or stereotype, as those of the other characters, and has been described as a naughty child. He often makes fun of Dunham and torments and mocks José Jalapeño on a Stick. Touching upon his unusual appearance and personality, he asks Dunham in Arguing with Myself, after Dunham denies ever having done drugs, "Then how the hell did you come up with me?"











José Jalapeño on a Stick

José is a talking jalapeño pepper on a stick who wears a small sombrero. José, who speaks with a thick Spanish accent, is typically paired with Peanut, who often makes fun of José, uses appeals to Latino stereotypes when doing so, and makes fun of his being on a stick. Although José was not Dunham's first puppet, it was the first that Dunham made himself.





Bubba J

Bubba J is a beer-drinking redneck that Dunham describes in Arguing with Myself and A Very Special Christmas Special as "white trash trailer park", and uses Bubba J for humor that centers on stereotypes associated with that group. To this end, he frequently does jokes involving Bubba J's love of drinking beer and NASCAR, and his low intelligence. Touching upon such stereotypes, Bubba mentions in Arguing with Myself that he met his wife at a family reunion, and remembers seeing her with a corn dog in one hand, a beer in another, and leaning against a ferris wheel, "making it tilt".





Sweet Daddy Dee

Dunham introduces Sweet Daddy Dee in Arguing with Myself as his "new manager". He calls himself a "pimp", which he says stands for "Player In the Management Profession." According to Sweet Daddy, because he is a pimp, that makes Jeff the ho. When Dunham objects, Daddy Dee points out that Dunham makes people laugh and feel good for a living. When Dunham agrees that this is the case, Daddy Dee says, "You a ho." When Dunham asks what he would say if he told him that he was a comedian only because he enjoyed it, Daddy Dee responds, "You a dumb ho."






Melvin the Superhero Guy

Melvin wears a blue superhero costume, and is used to poke fun at superheroes. When asked about his superhuman powers, he indicates that he has X-ray vision, adding, "I love looking at boobies!" He appears to have no other powers, however: When Dunham asks how far he can fly, he responds, "How far can you throw me?" Dunham portrays Melvin as unimpressed with other superheroes: When told Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound, Melvin dismisses him as a "showoff" who can simply walk around them, observes that Aquaman has the same powers as Spongebob Squarepants, that the Flash's super speed is derived from methamphetamine, that the Hulk's vaunted ability to get stronger as he gets angrier merely mirrors "every white trash guy on COPS," and makes innuendo about the questionable relationship between Batman and the underage Robin. Melvin's first onscreen appearance was in the July 2003 Comedy Central Presents episode, in which he had small, black, beedy eyes. By his next appearance, in Spark of Insanity, he had been modified to have large, blue, crossed eyes. Dunham sculpted the current version of Melvin's head himself, and hired an effects company called Renegade Effects Groups to create the rubber mold and complete the puppet, before then installing the mechanics himself.





Achmed, the Dead Terrorist

Achmed is the skeletal corpse of an incompetent suicide bomber. He is used by Dunham to perform comedy based on the contemporary issue of terrorism. He is known for yelling, "Silence! I kill you!" to Dunham and people in the audience who laugh at him. Achmed first appeared in Spark of Insanity, and later made an appearance in the Very Special Christmas Special, singing a song called "Jingle Bombs". Most of the humor Dunham expresses with Achmed centers on this motif. When mentioning that Achmed appears to be dead because he's a skeleton, Achmed responds, "It's a flesh wound." When Dunham inquires as to how he died, Achmed explains his incompetence with explosives, while also casting aspersions on Dunham's sexual prowess by saying that they both suffer from "premature detonation." As of June 2009, the sketch in which Dunham introduced Achmed is the fourth most watched online video ever, having amassed nearly 200 million views.








*achmed is the best! lol..my favorite! next will be peanut..

Others

Other characters that Dunham has voiced include a miniature puppet of Peanut's, which turns out to be a small version of Dunham himself, and an unseen worm inside a bottle of tequila, both of which he has used, for example, in his appearance on A&E's An Evening at The Improv.






BLOOPERS

after 10 yrs

I AM BACK!!!!!

hahaha!!!!

tagal kong nawala sa blogger's world.....pano ba nman kasi, super bilis ng performance ng broadband nmin..as is after 10yrs bago makaconnect..hahahaha!!!! (nka GPRS mode lang kasi)

minsan nman, nka HSDPA/3G nga, wala namang connection sa internet! kanu naku naku!!!!

nagsawa nako sa kakarepair, reset, reboot...haaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! pakingsyit!!! hahaha!!

anyways, ngayon medyo OK na xa...pwera usog..mahabaging panginoon...maawa po kayo sa akin...

a lot of things happend to me the last few days...but!!! they are not worth mentioning...these things are better kept in our unconscious mind...but they made me realize a lot of things...which i won't mention na lang...

hmm...

yun na lang muna..isip pa ko magandang topic...

Videos

New songs...c/o clearmirrorstillH2O

isa pa...

Bob Ong Quotes:

1. “Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya..”

2. “Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba.”

3. “Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang.”

4. “Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.”

5. “Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”- Hahaha Sabi naman ni Juan tamad, “Babalik at babalik parin ang elevator, kaya mas maganda na maghintay ka nalang”

6. “Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din.”

7. “Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.”

8. “Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.”

9. “Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang.”

10. “Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.”

11. “Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.” -

12. “Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka.”

13. “Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority.”

14. “Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya.”

15. “Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo.”

16. “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala.”

17. “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan”

18. “Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!”

19. “Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal…nakakatakot mahulog…at kapag nahulog ka, it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka..”

Bob Ong!!!!

Bob Ong Quotes:

1. “Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya..”

2. “Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba.”

3. “Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang.”

4. “Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.”

5. “Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”- Hahaha Sabi naman ni Juan tamad, “Babalik at babalik parin ang elevator, kaya mas maganda na maghintay ka nalang”

6. “Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din.”

7. “Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.”

8. “Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.”

9. “Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang.”

10. “Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.”

11. “Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.”

12. “Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka.”

13. “Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority.”

14. “Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya.”

15. “Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo.”

16. “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala.”

17. “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan”

18. “Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!”

19. “Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal…nakakatakot mahulog…at kapag nahulog ka, it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka..”

photo edits...hehehe!!!

my sister made this for me....
i use it now as a background for my Friendster profile... (photoshop)



i made this one... hehehe!
(photoscape)












The six above are edited using Photoscape too...
Chaka noh? Nasa Dubai ako that time..



This one is from Fotofunia... lols!

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Haaaaaay!!!!! kakapagod maglaba...hehehe!!!


sana nman di muna umulan para matuyo agad...

bat kasi pag naglalaba ako dun makulimlim..


pag nman di ako naglalaba, ang init-init...

haaaay nako... haha! oh well...


that's all for now...ahihihi!!!

sana....

haay...wala akong maisip na bagong post..

by the way dumaan na ang araw ng aking kaarawan.. salamat po sa mga bumati...

sa mga nakalimot? ok lang..hehe!

anyways, sana naman magka work na ko...

or magka bf?

nah work muna...

miss ko na may salapi... hahahaha!!!!

as of now, nagaadik ako sa Facebook...

and sana din tumigil mun aulan dito kahit 1 week lang...

para naman matapos ko na labahin ko...

natatambak na eh...amfff...

hmm..la na ko maisip...cge next time na lang..ahihi!!

Midnight Survey

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
- yup! i hate smoke! aarrgggg!!!

Are you single/ taken / heart broken/ confused?
- single...XD

Do you get along with lesbians?
- not much

Do you think somebody loves you?
- yah..i think so..lol

Is it easy to make you cry?
- uhmm..yah..huhuhu!!!

When and who was the last time someone kissed you in the forehead?
- none!

Do you find it hard to trust others?
- yah...coz when i finally do, they break it...amff!

What if I told you that you were handsome/beautiful?
- ah..thanks..

Do you get jealous easily?
- haha!! yah! super!

What about mad?
- depende sa mood ko...

What about upset?
- depende ulit

How fast does your mood change?
- di ko alam eh...depende...

How often do you cry?
- lol...hmm...secret! nah, im a cry baby..

Ever found out the person you cared most about doesn't care about
you the same way or anymore?
- yah...hehehe!!

How does it feel to be heart broken?
- masakit..your whole world falls and break...

Are you afraid to tell your true feelings?
- personally? yes..

Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
- yup!! im always ok...

Do you tell people you're okay when you're really not?
- yup...has always been my facade...

Why do you think so many people cheat on their bf/ gf?
- either they weren't satisfied or they are just plain stupid...

Are you afraid of getting cheated on?
- of course...that's why we get paranoid...wahahaha!!!

Do you take compliments well?
- nope...hehehe...

Do you know anyone that drinks?
- yah..almost everyone i know...lol

What does your hair look like?
- frizzy & dry & it has 2 colors (black, w/c is my orig color & brown, w/c i dyed a couple of months ago...haha!)

How many people do you trust?
- few...

Are you happy with your life?
- it's ok..

Do you have a friend that you've known since you were little?
- nope...they're gone..haha!

What do you usually do first in the
morning?
- check my cellphone for time..lol

Can you honestly say looks don't matter?
- nope...hehehe! slight na lang cge...

Was today a good day?
- it's fine.

What were you doing last night at midnight?
- talking with sarah

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
- of course..(ano ba yan...)

If you were to die today would your life be complete?
- nope!! wala pa kong mansion! waaaaaaah!!!

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
- besides my cousins? nope..

Where will you be in 2 hours?
- maybe in my bed...asleep...

What are you doing tomorrow?
- the same thing i do everyday...surf the net..haha!!!

Whose house was the last you spent the night at?
- my house...i don't do sleepovers..i won't be able to sleep..in short, namamahay ako..hahaha!!!

Do you have a ceiling fan in your room?
- nope!!!desk fan poh...

100 Truths

100 Truths
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage = water
2. last phone call = eumee
3. last text message = qoutes lang...
4. last song you listened to = Our Song
5.last time you cried = ewan
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice = nope
7. been cheated on = yah
8. kissed someone & regretted it = nope
9. lost someone special = yah
10. been depressed = yah
11. been drunk and threw up = yah!
LIST THREE PEOPLE WHO KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU:
12. sarah
13. marian
14. princess
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend = yup
16. Fallen out of love = nope
17. Laughed until you cried = yata...
18. Met someone who changed you = nope
19. Found out who your true friends were = yup
20. Found out someone was talking about you = yah
21. Kissed anyone on your fs friend's list =nope..hahaha!!!
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GE NE RAL:
22. How many people on your fs friends list do you know in real life = 50%? not sure
24. Do you have any pets = pussies!!!hahaha!!!
25. Do you want to change your name = nope
26. What did you do for your last birthday = bumili ng cake slices...
27. What time did you wake up today = 11am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night= sleeping
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = have a job
30. Last time you saw your Mother = last august...
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? = madami
32. What are you listening to right now = raindrops
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = yah
34. What's getting on your nerves right now = unemployed
35. Most visited webpage = FS, FB, blogspot, animeseason
37. Nicknames = joy, joyce, mau, joycee, dubs, mj
38. Relationship Status = SINGLE
39. Zodiac sign = gemini
40. Male or female? = female
41. Elementary? = SFES & BMES
42. Middle School = wala
43. High school/College = SES / BSU & UA
44. Hair colour = black & brown..lols...
45. Long or short = in between
46. Height = 5' 4 1/2"
47. Do you have a crush on someone? = yah...
48: What do you like about yourself?= simple & fun
49. Piercings= ears
50. Tattoos = none
51. Righty or lefty= righty
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = none
53. First piercing = ears
54. First best friend = nicole
55. First sport you joined = volleyball
56. First vacation= province
58. First pair of trainers = none
RIGHT NOW
59. Eating = nope
60. Drinking = nope
61. I'm about to = look for work in farm town
62. Listening to = RAINDROPS!
63. Waiting on = job interviews
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? = no
65. Get Married? = no
66. Career? = R.N.
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes= lips
68. Hugs or kisses= hugs
69. Shorter or taller= taller
70. Older or Younger = older
71. Romantic or spontaneous = spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = both
73. Sensitive or loud = sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship = relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = none
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger = no
77. Drank hard liquor = no
78. Lost glasses/contacts = not yet
79. Sex on first date = no
80. Broken someone's heart = i think so.
81. Had your own heart broken = a couple of times
82. Been arrested = nope
83. Turned someone down = yah
84. Cried when someone died = yup
85. Fallen for a friend? = yah
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = yup
87. Miracles = yah
88. Love at first sight = yah
89. Heaven = yup
90. Santa Claus = before
91. Kiss on the first date = no
92. Angels = yah
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. Had more than one bf/gf? = no
95. Did you sing today? = yah
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = no
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why? = high school
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = none
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? = yah
100. Posting this as 100 truths? = yah

fill in the blanks...(bored)

1. "Sana ____ ngayon!"
* magkawork nko
2. "Masarap ____ sa kama."
* matulog
3. "Natatakot akong ____."
* mag-isa
4. "Gusto kong makita at makasama ____"
* ang berks ko.
5. "Hay, gusto ko nang ____"
* lap top at bgong cellphone!
6. "Gusto kong kumain ng ____"
* pizza, pasta, at dark chocolate!
7. "Si doraemon ay _____"
* genious....
8. "Masarap tumambay sa _____"
* robinson's....haha!!!!
9. "Masaya ako kung makita ko si _____"
* rob pengson! wapak!!!!
10. "Mahilig akong _____"
* mag net....at kumain...belat!!!
11. "Ang pinaka-weirdong bagay na nagawa ko ay _______"
* di ko na maalala....
12. "Dapat pinagbabawal ang _______"
* manigarilyo!
13. "Ang emo ay ______"
* emotional...hahaha!!!!
14. "Ang goth ay _____"
* kakatakot....
15. "Ang punk ay ______"
* punk!!!!!!
16. "Si sarah geronimo ay ______"
* cute....
17. "Si GMA ay _______"
* kabalen.....
19. "Si Barney ay ______"
* kulay lila.....
20. "Ang pagsabi ng bad words ay _____"
* bad....
21. "Ang hindi pagtupad sa pangako ay _____"
* nakakainis ng bonggang bongga!
22. "Kung ako'y isang pagkain, ako ay ____"
* dark chocolate!
23. "Gusto kong umapak sa planeta ng _____"
* nemic...hehehe!!!
24. "Masaya ako kase _____"
* di ako malungkot....
25. "Dati, ako ay isang ____"
* hayuf....lols...
26. "Pero, _____"
* ngayon ay tao na...tao nga ba? haha!!!
27. "Kaya, ______"
* wag kau matakot sakin, di ako nangangagat...bwahahaha!!!raawwwrrrr!!!!
28. "Aaminin ko na isa akong _______"
* bading....sshhhhh!!!!
29. "Ang pinakamataas kong narating ay ang ______"
* tugatog ng tagumpay...wahahaha!!(ano yun?)
30. "Ang masasabi ko sa aking career ngayon ay ______"
* walang kwenta....
31. "Iboto natin si ___ bilang presidente!"
* among ed
32. "Gusto ko ng _____"
* lap top nga at new cellphone...
33. "Ngayon-ngayon lang, naalala kong ______"
* wala akong pera...aaawwwww....

Lyrics

Insomnia


- Craig David Lyrics


Love Games



Lyrics | Lady GaGa Lyrics | Love Games Lyrics



You Belong With Me




Lyrics | Taylor Swift Lyrics | You Belong With Me Lyrics

Dating 101

Dating 101: Four Things Never to Utter Around Him

Some subjects of conversation will make a dude's eyes glaze over in boredom, put him on the defensive... or even leave him questioning your sanity.

By Cosmopolitan

Here's a dating mystery we're dying to crack: Why is it that even when we guys open up and clue a girl in to our thoughts and experiences, you ladies insist on pushing for more and more intimate info? It's hard for us to relate to your wanting to know everything about us, because even the most love-bitten man doesn't feel the need to be in on every detail about his girl. In fact, certain topics are actually major turnoffs and produce the same skin-crawling effect as hearing fingernails raked across a blackboard. So unless you want your man to secretly wish you came with a mute button, save the following taboo topics for your girlfriends, your mom or your therapist... just not your guy.

Turnoff #1: The Lowdown on Celeb Dirt

"Whenever my girlfriend gets control of the remote, she switches to a gossip channel and goes on about how lucky Cameron Diaz is or how Drew Barrymore lost 10 pounds. Geez, get a freaking life!" -- Paul, 27

"My ex-girlfriend was obsessed with Brad Pitt. She knew more about his life than Angelina Jolie does. Whenever he had a movie coming out, I never heard the end of it. I felt like I was dating a stalker, not to mention the fact that it didn't do wonders for my ego. Brad isn't exactly the worst-looking guy in the world." -- Donald, 26

"I met this really gorgeous British woman at a bookstore, so I invited her to have coffee with me. When I got back to the table with our drinks, she was sitting there with a pile of foreign gossip rags in front of her. Before I knew what hit me, she was talking my ear off about Prince Charles and a bunch of other royals I didn't know and couldn't care less about. I was absolutely bored out of my mind. Well, so much for the theory that smart women hang out in bookstores." -- Andrew, 25

Turnoff #2: Your Ex Files

"I took my old girlfriend to a cute bed-and-breakfast for the weekend, and all she could talk about was how her previous boyfriend had taken her to Paris for a long weekend. Whatever happened to thank you? No wonder we both dumped her." -- Ben, 28

"My girlfriend and I were having brunch one Sunday when we ran into her ex-boyfriend. After he left, she started telling me all about some cross-country trip they took when they were in college. I know there's nothing going on between them, but that doesn't mean I want to hear about the good old days. She should save the reminiscing for her girlfriends." -- Lewis, 27

"My girl asked me to help her put together some do-it-yourself furniture that she'd bought, and I was a total disaster. That's when she went on and on about how good her ex was with tools. The story I enjoyed most was about how he built her a special magazine rack... which, of course, she still has. Now every time I see that thing, I want to break it. I admitted I am no good at this kind of fix-it stuff, so I don't know why she felt the need to rub it in by telling me her ex was the second coming of Bob Vila." -- Ray, 30

Turnoff #3: Your Bad Body Image and Food Issues

"First it was the grapefruit diet. Then it was Jenny Craig. Now it's the Fatkins thing. My girlfriend tries a new diet about once a month, and she explains how she's convinced that this is the one that's going to help her lose weight. I always remind her that the reason I asked her out in the first place is because I think she's beautiful. I wouldn't be attracted to her if she looked like a string bean." -- Derek, 29

"I can never do anything spontaneous with my girl because she won't leave the house unless she looks perfect. It takes longer for her to get ready for dinner than it does for us to actually go out and eat it. First she asks if I like her outfit. Next she asks how her makeup looks. Then she drops the fun-crusher on me: 'Do I look fat?' I get so aggravated. Don't ask for my opinion if you don't want it. By the time she's ready to leave, the evening is already ruined because I'm in such a pissed-off mood." -- Andy, 33

Turnoff #4: Other People's Relationships

"My old girlfriend would gush about how romantic it was that her roommate's boyfriend got down on one knee when he proposed to her. Then she'd tell me every freakin' detail about the wedding plans, from the dress to the cake to the invitations. I didn't really know these people, and I hate hearing about mushy stuff anyway, especially if it has nothing to do with me. I just tuned it all out." -- Steve, 36

"My girlfriend never stops talking about how great her sister's life is. I'm so tired of hearing about her perfect brother-in-law and her two adorable nephews. It's so obvious that she's using the conversation as a steppingstone to talk about when we're going to get married." -- Rob, 36

"My girlfriend loves telling me about how her best friend treats her boyfriend like a pile of garbage, flirting with other guys when he isn't around and spending hours on her laptop to email her exes. I don't want to know the nitty-gritty, because then I feel awkward when I'm around him. Besides, it makes me wonder if my girl is bad-mouthing me behind my back." -- Will, 25

Reprinted with permission of Hearst Communications, Inc.


Source:
Cosmopolitan

Who do you wanna meet?

again, from my FS profile

enjoy!

ok ok ok....

i want a guy who:

*is tall...(wag nman higante)

*plays basketball...(para cheer ko xa at turuan nya ko..hihi)

*knows how to draw at maglettering...(di kc ako mrunong)

*sings...(kahit sintunado)

*dance...(kahit parehas kaliwa paa..parehong kanan nman s'kin kya ok lang..hihi)

*plays the guitar...(para sweet)

*can cook...(sweet kasi pag pinagluluto ka..ok lang kahit di maxadong masarap..basta it's the thought that counts...)

*has a sense of humor...(para laging masaya)

*is smart or has common sense...(khit hinde, basta yoko ng NAGSASAGALING)

*can accept me for who i am...(fear of rejection)

*can try his best not to hurt me...(di nman kasi maiiwasan yun eh...)

*talks with sense or can open up a conversation and keeps it going...(pipi kasi ako kya dapat madaldal kasama ko..kundi mapapanis laway nmin...)

*at this time and age, dapat may work na noh...and at least man lang college graduate...(xempre college graduate din nman kasi ako)

*kahit di gwapo...(basta may itsura kahit konti..nyeeee!!!!!!!)


"simpleng standards, may sense nman, di nman ganun ka-taas eh...kasi di nman lahat ng qualifications ay kailangan andun, ang mahalaga, tanggap ka at dapat stable na kahit papano, di ba???"

"if not,,, i'll be single forever..."




ok!!!!!



sa friends nman:

*ok s'kin kahit sino, kahit ano, basta tanggap ako at kaya akong pakisamahan, no problem...(drama oh..)

so feel free to approach me...(di ako nangangain ng tao!!)


p.s.:

" i wanna meet chef rob pengson, idol eh!! gwapo na, magaling pang magluto..(kya nga chef eh! timang!).."

About Me

okay, here's my "about me" in my Friendster profile. i just wanna share it here. mahaba yan, na edit na lang yung iba.

enjoy reading!



here we go...

i am "maureen joyce s. duban"

i am called "joy, joyce, mau, mj & dubs"

i was born on the 6th day of the 6th month year 1985..that will make me fall under the sign of gemini & year of the ox...

i am oftenly misunderstood...

well, to describe myself further, i would say that i have 2 sides of the coin...i'll explain...

i am nice, but im also snobbish...
i am shy, but im also not...
i am quiet, but im also loud...
i dont talk much, but i am talkative...
i am boring, but i am also fun to be with...
i am boyish, but i am definitely girlish...
i can hang around with girls like me, but i can hang out with boys also...
i am scared, but i am also brave...
i am timid, but i laugh at the corniest jokes ever...

i am the sweetest ever..(naks kapal!)
i have sense of humor...(korny nga lang)
i am a good friend...(uto-uto kasi)
i am a good keeper of secrets...(makakalimutin kasi,ulyanin na..)
i cry easily..(iyakin)
i laugh easily..(nababaliw?)
i get jealous easily..(haay..)
i hold grudges..(esp when i get hurt..cant help it though)
but pag love kita, madali akong magpatawad..(take note! kung love lang kita!)
i have so many crushes..(bawal ba?!)
i love anime...(isip-bata ah!)
i love collecting memoires...(ulyanin na nga kasi, tas sentimental pa)
i love to read...(kaya nabubulag na)
i love to write..(love letters?lol)
i love to sing...(patago lng)
i love to dance...(patago lang din, frustrated lang)
i love cats...(meow!)
i love dogs...(arf!)
i love mystery...(frustrated detective)
i love surprises...(bulaga!*heart attack* nyahaha!!)
i love carnival rides...(rollercoaster!!oohh oohh!!!nyahahaha!!!)
i love the pool...(yoko sa beach,walang pader eh, baka mapadpad ako sa laot, mahirap na...)
i love food...(obvious ba??)
i love chocolates...(yum! yum! pampaalis ng stress...)
i love green, pink, red, blue, white & black...(wala lang)
i love mountains, oceans, lakes, in short i love nature...(la lang din..eheh...basta love ko eh..)
i love to play games... (playstation, pc, and sa cellphone..i used to have 200+ games in my cellphone, but i deleted it 'coz i have no time to play anymore & i need the memory space to store my mp3 downloads...)
i love music...(speaking of mp3's, i have 200+ songs in my cellphone, di lahat pinapakinggan ko, kasi nagsawa na'ko...but i can't sleep without my music lalo pag nasa byahe..lol..)

i read men's mag's...(it makes you know what they think, makes you understang why they do this & that...in short, it makes you KNOW men...and i thikn they should also try to read lady mag's..to make them understand us..)


game ako kahit ano...(basta may kasama ako at kaya ko..lolz)


.......PARANOID.........super...........


adik ako sa cellpnone...
adik ako sa text...(tikitiki-text!!!)
adik ako sa friendster layouts...
adik ako sa friendster...(halata ba?)
adik ako sa song lyrics & qoutes...(;-p)

i fall in love so easily...
so if you're not ready to catch me, stay away!!(madadaganan ka pa..sus!!lolz!!!)

i am hopeless romantic...(hopeless..haha!)
i am thoughtful...(naks!)
i am sentimental...(pang senti at pang mental!!!bwahaha!!!)


*i wanna learn how to speak different languages, like japanese, chinese, french,& spanish*


uhm..ano pa ba?
i guess you have to find it out on your own...(esp. the negative traits..lolz!)


well, all i can say is, you have to just know me first...

take note:

"i dont talk kung di nman ako kinakausap..."

"di ako namamansin kung di ako pinansin..."

ganun lang kasimple...

so,, are you willing to be my friend???

if so...just add me...

joyceduban@yahoo.com

i have 4 more accounts:


mjsduban685@yahoo.com
joyce_duban06@yahoo.com
sarjoy_no_one56@yahoo.com
joyrence_46@yahoo.com


"i have practically blurted out everything about me.."