Friday, May 22, 2009

Dating 101

Dating 101: Four Things Never to Utter Around Him

Some subjects of conversation will make a dude's eyes glaze over in boredom, put him on the defensive... or even leave him questioning your sanity.

By Cosmopolitan

Here's a dating mystery we're dying to crack: Why is it that even when we guys open up and clue a girl in to our thoughts and experiences, you ladies insist on pushing for more and more intimate info? It's hard for us to relate to your wanting to know everything about us, because even the most love-bitten man doesn't feel the need to be in on every detail about his girl. In fact, certain topics are actually major turnoffs and produce the same skin-crawling effect as hearing fingernails raked across a blackboard. So unless you want your man to secretly wish you came with a mute button, save the following taboo topics for your girlfriends, your mom or your therapist... just not your guy.

Turnoff #1: The Lowdown on Celeb Dirt

"Whenever my girlfriend gets control of the remote, she switches to a gossip channel and goes on about how lucky Cameron Diaz is or how Drew Barrymore lost 10 pounds. Geez, get a freaking life!" -- Paul, 27

"My ex-girlfriend was obsessed with Brad Pitt. She knew more about his life than Angelina Jolie does. Whenever he had a movie coming out, I never heard the end of it. I felt like I was dating a stalker, not to mention the fact that it didn't do wonders for my ego. Brad isn't exactly the worst-looking guy in the world." -- Donald, 26

"I met this really gorgeous British woman at a bookstore, so I invited her to have coffee with me. When I got back to the table with our drinks, she was sitting there with a pile of foreign gossip rags in front of her. Before I knew what hit me, she was talking my ear off about Prince Charles and a bunch of other royals I didn't know and couldn't care less about. I was absolutely bored out of my mind. Well, so much for the theory that smart women hang out in bookstores." -- Andrew, 25

Turnoff #2: Your Ex Files

"I took my old girlfriend to a cute bed-and-breakfast for the weekend, and all she could talk about was how her previous boyfriend had taken her to Paris for a long weekend. Whatever happened to thank you? No wonder we both dumped her." -- Ben, 28

"My girlfriend and I were having brunch one Sunday when we ran into her ex-boyfriend. After he left, she started telling me all about some cross-country trip they took when they were in college. I know there's nothing going on between them, but that doesn't mean I want to hear about the good old days. She should save the reminiscing for her girlfriends." -- Lewis, 27

"My girl asked me to help her put together some do-it-yourself furniture that she'd bought, and I was a total disaster. That's when she went on and on about how good her ex was with tools. The story I enjoyed most was about how he built her a special magazine rack... which, of course, she still has. Now every time I see that thing, I want to break it. I admitted I am no good at this kind of fix-it stuff, so I don't know why she felt the need to rub it in by telling me her ex was the second coming of Bob Vila." -- Ray, 30

Turnoff #3: Your Bad Body Image and Food Issues

"First it was the grapefruit diet. Then it was Jenny Craig. Now it's the Fatkins thing. My girlfriend tries a new diet about once a month, and she explains how she's convinced that this is the one that's going to help her lose weight. I always remind her that the reason I asked her out in the first place is because I think she's beautiful. I wouldn't be attracted to her if she looked like a string bean." -- Derek, 29

"I can never do anything spontaneous with my girl because she won't leave the house unless she looks perfect. It takes longer for her to get ready for dinner than it does for us to actually go out and eat it. First she asks if I like her outfit. Next she asks how her makeup looks. Then she drops the fun-crusher on me: 'Do I look fat?' I get so aggravated. Don't ask for my opinion if you don't want it. By the time she's ready to leave, the evening is already ruined because I'm in such a pissed-off mood." -- Andy, 33

Turnoff #4: Other People's Relationships

"My old girlfriend would gush about how romantic it was that her roommate's boyfriend got down on one knee when he proposed to her. Then she'd tell me every freakin' detail about the wedding plans, from the dress to the cake to the invitations. I didn't really know these people, and I hate hearing about mushy stuff anyway, especially if it has nothing to do with me. I just tuned it all out." -- Steve, 36

"My girlfriend never stops talking about how great her sister's life is. I'm so tired of hearing about her perfect brother-in-law and her two adorable nephews. It's so obvious that she's using the conversation as a steppingstone to talk about when we're going to get married." -- Rob, 36

"My girlfriend loves telling me about how her best friend treats her boyfriend like a pile of garbage, flirting with other guys when he isn't around and spending hours on her laptop to email her exes. I don't want to know the nitty-gritty, because then I feel awkward when I'm around him. Besides, it makes me wonder if my girl is bad-mouthing me behind my back." -- Will, 25

Reprinted with permission of Hearst Communications, Inc.


Thursday, May 21, 2009

Who do you wanna meet?

again, from my FS profile


ok ok ok....

i want a guy who:

*is tall...(wag nman higante)

*plays basketball...(para cheer ko xa at turuan nya ko..hihi)

*knows how to draw at maglettering...(di kc ako mrunong)

*sings...(kahit sintunado)

*dance...(kahit parehas kaliwa paa..parehong kanan nman s'kin kya ok lang..hihi)

*plays the guitar...(para sweet)

*can cook...(sweet kasi pag pinagluluto ka..ok lang kahit di maxadong masarap..basta it's the thought that counts...)

*has a sense of humor...(para laging masaya)

*is smart or has common sense...(khit hinde, basta yoko ng NAGSASAGALING)

*can accept me for who i am...(fear of rejection)

*can try his best not to hurt me...(di nman kasi maiiwasan yun eh...)

*talks with sense or can open up a conversation and keeps it going...(pipi kasi ako kya dapat madaldal kasama ko..kundi mapapanis laway nmin...)

*at this time and age, dapat may work na noh...and at least man lang college graduate...(xempre college graduate din nman kasi ako)

*kahit di gwapo...(basta may itsura kahit konti..nyeeee!!!!!!!)

"simpleng standards, may sense nman, di nman ganun ka-taas eh...kasi di nman lahat ng qualifications ay kailangan andun, ang mahalaga, tanggap ka at dapat stable na kahit papano, di ba???"

"if not,,, i'll be single forever..."


sa friends nman:

*ok s'kin kahit sino, kahit ano, basta tanggap ako at kaya akong pakisamahan, no problem...(drama oh..)

so feel free to approach me...(di ako nangangain ng tao!!)


" i wanna meet chef rob pengson, idol eh!! gwapo na, magaling pang magluto..(kya nga chef eh! timang!).."

About Me

okay, here's my "about me" in my Friendster profile. i just wanna share it here. mahaba yan, na edit na lang yung iba.

enjoy reading!

here we go...

i am "maureen joyce s. duban"

i am called "joy, joyce, mau, mj & dubs"

i was born on the 6th day of the 6th month year 1985..that will make me fall under the sign of gemini & year of the ox...

i am oftenly misunderstood...

well, to describe myself further, i would say that i have 2 sides of the coin...i'll explain...

i am nice, but im also snobbish...
i am shy, but im also not...
i am quiet, but im also loud...
i dont talk much, but i am talkative...
i am boring, but i am also fun to be with...
i am boyish, but i am definitely girlish...
i can hang around with girls like me, but i can hang out with boys also...
i am scared, but i am also brave...
i am timid, but i laugh at the corniest jokes ever...

i am the sweetest ever..(naks kapal!)
i have sense of humor...(korny nga lang)
i am a good friend...(uto-uto kasi)
i am a good keeper of secrets...(makakalimutin kasi,ulyanin na..)
i cry easily..(iyakin)
i laugh easily..(nababaliw?)
i get jealous easily..(haay..)
i hold grudges..(esp when i get hurt..cant help it though)
but pag love kita, madali akong magpatawad..(take note! kung love lang kita!)
i have so many crushes..(bawal ba?!)
i love anime...(isip-bata ah!)
i love collecting memoires...(ulyanin na nga kasi, tas sentimental pa)
i love to read...(kaya nabubulag na)
i love to write..(love letters?lol)
i love to sing...(patago lng)
i love to dance...(patago lang din, frustrated lang)
i love cats...(meow!)
i love dogs...(arf!)
i love mystery...(frustrated detective)
i love surprises...(bulaga!*heart attack* nyahaha!!)
i love carnival rides...(rollercoaster!!oohh oohh!!!nyahahaha!!!)
i love the pool...(yoko sa beach,walang pader eh, baka mapadpad ako sa laot, mahirap na...)
i love food...(obvious ba??)
i love chocolates...(yum! yum! pampaalis ng stress...)
i love green, pink, red, blue, white & black...(wala lang)
i love mountains, oceans, lakes, in short i love nature...(la lang din..eheh...basta love ko eh..)
i love to play games... (playstation, pc, and sa cellphone..i used to have 200+ games in my cellphone, but i deleted it 'coz i have no time to play anymore & i need the memory space to store my mp3 downloads...)
i love music...(speaking of mp3's, i have 200+ songs in my cellphone, di lahat pinapakinggan ko, kasi nagsawa na'ko...but i can't sleep without my music lalo pag nasa

i read men's mag's...(it makes you know what they think, makes you understang why they do this & short, it makes you KNOW men...and i thikn they should also try to read lady mag' make them understand us..)

game ako kahit ano...(basta may kasama ako at kaya ko..lolz)


adik ako sa cellpnone...
adik ako sa text...(tikitiki-text!!!)
adik ako sa friendster layouts...
adik ako sa friendster...(halata ba?)
adik ako sa song lyrics & qoutes...(;-p)

i fall in love so easily...
so if you're not ready to catch me, stay away!!(madadaganan ka pa..sus!!lolz!!!)

i am hopeless romantic...(hopeless..haha!)
i am thoughtful...(naks!)
i am sentimental...(pang senti at pang mental!!!bwahaha!!!)

*i wanna learn how to speak different languages, like japanese, chinese, french,& spanish*

uhm..ano pa ba?
i guess you have to find it out on your own...(esp. the negative traits..lolz!)

well, all i can say is, you have to just know me first...

take note:

"i dont talk kung di nman ako kinakausap..."

"di ako namamansin kung di ako pinansin..."

ganun lang kasimple...

so,, are you willing to be my friend???

if so...just add me...

i have 4 more accounts:

"i have practically blurted out everything about me.."